BTC Sweatshirt

  • $29.99

""So how does it work... What is it?"

It's a currency built on Blockchain te...

"A what chain? Bock chain? Like a chicken BAWK BAWK"

audience erupts in laughter

hah... uh, no, it's blockchain... It's a protocol that allows miners to compete in a race to complete a predetermined hash rule. It's built on the idea that the community controls the ledger in a decentralized manner. No banks needed.

"You know, let me stop you there just to mention there is only one race I see, the human race. Am I right everybody?"

audience applauds, camera pans to overweight woman wiping a tear from her eye

Yes, that's a nice sentiment Ellen. Umm, so the whole idea is that the community upholds a singular, public ledger that keeps track of everyone's claim to their Bitcoins. It's really fas...


hip hop music starts playing, Ellen dances on her chair, two ripped black men run out from back stage and throw their shirts into the crowd. Everybody loudly chants "ELLEN! ELLEN!""

-u/fellesh from Reddit!

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

  • 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Classic fit
  • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
  • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband
Care Instructions:
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Hang-dry for longest life and to prevent any shrinking. Tumble dry low, if you must.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Size Guide:

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28

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