The NEO Baby Onesie
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."
-Agent Smith, The Matrix
Style your child in this NEO baby onesie! Get the yoga moms asking questions on your next play date!
This comfortable baby onesie is made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton. The lap shoulders ensure that the bodysuit can be easily put on and taken off, making for easy changing.
- 5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
- White is sewn with 100% cotton thread
- Lap shoulders for easy changing
- Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Hang-dry for longest life and to prevent any shrinking. Tumble dry low, if you must.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
|Body Length (inches)||11 ½||12 ½||13 ½||14 ½||15 ½|
|Body Width (inches)||7 ¼||8 ¾||9 ¾||10 ¾||11 ¾|