HODL. Bitcoin Crop Top

  • $24.99


"I AM HODLING

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time.  Still wrong.  w/e.  GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY A**HOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE F**K THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey
actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky
w/e
sue me
(but only if it's payable in BTC)"

-GameKyubi, Bitcoin Forum

Posted December 18, 2013, 10:03:03 AM 

 

The season's trendiest garment - the crop top. This top is tight-fitting but still incredibly comfortable, and it hits just above the navel.

Runs small. We recommend sizing up if you are between sizes. 

  • 52% combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester
  • 40 singles thread weight
  • Form fitting 
  • Side seamed 
Care Instructions:
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
  • Hang-dry for longest life and to prevent any shrinking. Tumble dry low, if you must.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Size Guide:

  XS/SM M/L
Body Length (inches) 16 ½ 17 ½
Body Width (inches) 15 ⅝ 17 ⅛

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